cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

awesomephilia:

awesomephilia:

an octopus is just a wet spider

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are you calling me a spider

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

sweet-tea-in-the-tardis:


amijusttumblinalone:

candyredterezi:

kitten-burrito:

How do you know?  Did you actually offer it some?



Man, some people aren’t fit to own Wiis.

I guess you could say they aren’t.. wii fit.

did you just

Sit the fuck down.

plasticbagvevo:

"why yes, i do play sports"

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svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

buttkeyk:


aleatoryw:

justsomecrazydreamer:

Glamour finally speaking my language

FICS BEFORE DICKS

One time I showed this guy my fanfiction and he said it was great

rhydonmyhardon:

you are my laptop

my only laptop

you make me happy

when the skies are grey

you’ll never know dear

how much i love you

so please dont take

the charger 

away

lovetoflyanditshows:

Famous Viners?

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juilanne:

i love typing because my fingers make that cool sound and i seem professional